Some stuff I found while surfing the Internet...

I'll say where I found this stuff:

 

Friendship is like peeing in your pants.

Everyone can see it.

But only you can feel it.

Thank you for being the pee in my pants. 

I found this on HERE 

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What happens if you get scared half to death TWICE?

Why is the #2 pencil the #2 pencil and not the #1 pencil?

Why do psychics always have to ask your name?

Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song?

If ten copy cats are on a cliff and one jumps off, how many are left?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

When you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

In horse racing, why do they award the rider and not the horse?

If insects are so obsessed with bright lights, why don’t they fly off to the sun? (lol)

Why do we close doors and windows to reduce noise, considering that sound travels better through solids?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? 

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? 

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? 

If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube? 

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? 

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? 

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why don't you ever see baby crows or pigeons?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? 

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? I found this HERE 

Gotta Fly!
Avalon